Saturday, January 25, 2014

2014

So far this new year, I have:

Vacationed at the northern lakeshore for the first time,
Received a new head teacher, a nun, who so far seems great
Started teaching the 5th of my 6 terms of school as a PCV
Visited the national Ministry of Education, Science and Technology as part of planning for an educational camp that I am spearheading
Spent two weeks at site without electricity, despite daily assurances that it would be fixed "tomorrow"
Been told that this year will be a "good year for rice" (sorry for the drought, California)
And spent lots of time hanging out with this girl:
Me with my neighbor, Mirriam

Monday, December 2, 2013

Ku America

Sorry I haven't updated lately; I've been busy planning my secret surprise Thanksgivikkah trip to America.  Spoiler alert: America is awesome and the internet works really well.  Here are a few pictures from the last couple months at site.

Student choir practicing for a performance

sometimes I make visitors (like Chifunilo) practice reading in English

Odi, like any good Jewish kitten, loves matza balls

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Lero - Today

On this, the last day of my 23rd year, I did the following:
-greeted 12 women individually at the borehole on the way to school
-heard about all the school drama of yesterday, resulting in Form 4s boycotting school today
-finished reading Gone with the Wind as I waited to teach, tried not to cry in front of students
-taught Form 2 about tapeworm infection
-taught Form 3 about white blood cells, with a side demonstration about HIV
-talked to my catechist about my again-malfunctioning electricity, walked to the market to buy 90 meters of new wire
-on the way, chatyed with a few students about issues of poverty in America, Sastanism, and Michael Jackson, and if Michael Jackson was a Satanist
-played with my kitten
-cooked dinner using my newly-fixed electricity
-saw around 3 incredibly terrifyingly fast creepy-crawly things (possibly spiders, scorpions, or just weird insects) and decided it just wasn't worth it to stay up

So now I am hiding under my mosquito net, watching Scrubs. Not a bad day in the life of Peace Corps.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Happy Eid and Government Shutdown!

I just taught a class of only 27 students, and it was amazing. We should have religious holidays everyday so I only teach half my class at a time.

The topic of the class was properties of substances, and since the students didn't know what a property was, I had them practice by listing 5 properties of me. In case you were wondering, the following are all compliments in Malawi, although the American in me is not so sure about that:
-tall
-fat
-long hair
-very beautiful
-big buttocks
Obviously this exercise contributed a great deal to their understanding of physical and chemical properties.

In other news, I got an email that we are cutting down expenditures because of the government shutdown, so official (reimbursable) travel is limited. I'm just waiting till the shutdown goes long enough that we all have to take an emergency mandatory vacation home. I'm hoping that happens in time for my birthday...

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Recent News

1. If the government is shut down, why do I still have to teach? Guess I really am "reasonably necessary". My students better appreciate this.

2. Last weekend I went to a music festival in Lilongwe called City of Stars, and it was awesome! Tons of bands from all over Africa and the world. Really good food, really cool drums, really cool backup dancers. It was the kind of concert only Malawi would put on.

3. Upon returning to the village, my electricity wasn't working. It has since been discovered that children stole some of the wire (please not this again. Seriously, what is with the kids here and their theivery?). A few days later and I still don't have power back, which is really cutting down on my nap-kitten-cuddle-tv-watching time.

4. We had a few days of unseasonably cold and rainy weather, which was AWESOME. Unfortunately the rain was one excuse the electrician gave for not fixing the wire. Something about sparks. It's dry today, though.

5. Even though I didn't really want to teach, I'm weirdly enjoying my classes. I think I'm a nerd, because who truly enjoys discussong the difference between a molecule and a compound with 50+ uninterested teenagers?

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Pa Msika

When I meet new Malawians, they always ask what the differences are between America and Malawi. Obviously there are a ton, but one of the biggest is the market, or msika in Chichewa. I know I'm lucky, I live close to a pretty big one, Ntaja, only about a half hour walk from my house.

I can actually get quite a lot there - the market is sort of like the town center, with a couple schools, a department of agriculture office, post office, hardware stores, health center fertilizer distributors, a couple bars I avoid to keep up my reputation, tailors, carpenters, two bakeries, even a Chipiku (the Malawian version of Costco, which sadly does not give out samples or sell hot dogs) and Carlsberg distributor. All of this, of course, in addition to the amayis selling basic produce (tomatoes, onions, greens, beans, rice, any seasonal fruit) laid out on mats on the ground, men selling dried fish that I buy for my cat, the guys in stalls selling blankets and chitenjes, the people hawking heaps of clothes in what's known as the "bend-over boutique". There are even a couple butchers who'll hack of a brick of goat meat for you. And since last year, I've found a few trusty vendors to frequent and rely on for certain things (always know who can get you carrots and green peppers).

Anyhow, the point is I can get pretty much everything I need at the market, and I'm grateful for that. There are plenty of volunteers who can only find onions and tomatoes in their area, whereas I can find okra lretfy regularly, even sometimes green beans and eggplant on "market day" - for us, Saturdays. On Saturday vendors come from all over, increasing the produce of course, but also throwing up racks of chitenjes for sale, displaying mattresses and cookware, offering reed mats. It's awesome.

Yet the market is not always a great place, especially on Saturdays. The market, as the hub pf the community, is where men come to hang out and get drunk, and harass any ladies passing by. Many villages have a crazy person; this is where he hangs out. As an azungu, I often get shouted at, and this often happens on market days, since so many people are around, and many of them don't know me. Most of the people who live close to me don't ask me for money anymore; walking to Ntaja on market day, requests from all age groups toddler through senior are much more likely. Yesterday a teenage girl grabbed my haor as she walked past me with her friends and laughed at me when I tried to ask her why.

It's not particularly terrible, but it can be a frustrating experience to have. It's a little like going to a crowded mall or theme park, with lots of sassy teenagers running around trying to look cool in front of their friends. For some reason to Malawians, when azungus talk they sound like their talking out of their nose, so when I greet children, they often respond by speaking nasally in return. It's befuddling and annoying.

It's silly to complain, because honestly I'm really fortunate that I can get so much so easily. And most people are so kind to me and willing to help me find whatever I need. It's just one of those weird universal truths of Peace Corps that no matter what you do, it will be a roller coaster and you will be a spectacle for everyone to watch.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Round Two

I can't believe how long it's been since I posted last. I know it's been awhile, but so much has been happening that the idea of updating this blog has been vaguely overwhelming. But here's the rundown of the past month or so:

I finished the summer with several weeks out of site - after Camp GLOW, I headed to another week helping at the training of new PCVs, my own Mid-Service Training (talk about a mind trip, I have been in country now for over a year), and an all-volunteer conference and celebration of PC Malawi's 50th anniversary. It was a pretty bwana event, with the Acting Director of PC present and the celebration itself at the state house. I got to chat with President Joyce Banda for a couple minutes about what the Education sector does. It was a really cool way to celebrate the diversity of work PC does here in Malawi and get to know the multitude of new volunteers present.

And then finally I got back to site! I spent a blissful two weeks before school started cleaning, relaxing, and visiting everything in my area again. I even have a new sort of site mate - she lives pretty far off the road, but she has to pass my house whenever she wants to leave site, so I'm pumped to have someone to hang out with occasionally.

As for school, which started last week, we're still getting in the swing of things. We don't have Forms 1 and 3 yet (they're still wating on their national exam results), so I've only been teaching Form 2 so far. Four girls have dropped out since Form 1 due to pregnancy/marriage, firther fueling my desire to start a girls' club. Lots of them seem to have forgotten English during the break, but I'm hoping they'll pick it up quickly again. No local language in class this year! And I'm woking on getting students to use the library more, read novels in addition to textbooks, and practice their English that way.

As for me, I'm doing pretty well. It's weird to think how normal life seems, even when I'm hitching rides or building a fire to make coffee. I guess that's why I haven't been posting; it all seems mundane at this point. But I guess getting used to the lifestyle is the whole point of the first year of PC. I finally feel like I know my teaching staff well enough to give ideas and argue a little for what I think is right, and confidently initiate projects I want to do. And the integration that comes with living in a community for a year has its benefits - hearing rumors about why the catechist was asked to leave the church, making the children who come to play with me practice reading out loud, knowing I'm not getting ripped off at the market. Things are going well.